Classical Art Aficionado Mugs

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

The embarrassment of Europa's boyfriend

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

"You have a nasty case of 'A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte' by Georges Seurat."

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

Felix Mendelssohn

"Mr. Right!"

The Selfie

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Piano Keyboard

Raphael

The Death Of Venus

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Et in Arcadia Ego

Diego Velasquez

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Football Sculpture.

American Gothic Selfie

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

Visuals by Frans Hals.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

Old ladies trying to remove fig leaf from statue.

A Night In the Art Gallery