Children's Classics Collector T-Shirts

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Dresses Tweedledee and Tweedledum for Battle.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'At lone at last.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'E-books?'

ZOO

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Teddy and friends.