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'Stop by next Saturday. We're having a little 'get to know us' open house and bake sale.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Moby Dick

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Caesar salad?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Mark Twain

Seneca

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

The furies

Lowbrow Lolita

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

The Mother Of Damocles

'Medea' Studies

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Julius Caesar

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."