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"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

'Have you gentlemen given any thought to the concept of animal rights?'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Baroque Peacock

Modern Major General

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Frederic Chopin

Violinist.

Occupational Hazards.

'Take me to you lieder.'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Caesar salad?'

Leonore from Fidelio

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Doctor Bartolo

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Computer Music

Giuseppe Verdi

Antonin Leopold Dvorak