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'I'm MELTING!!!' - 'Oh knock it off, we're ALL hot!'

"I doth detest these clickbaiteth parchments."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

A man taking a bow

Odette from Swan Lake

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Orchestra conductor

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Caesar salad?'

Goddess

Alberich steals the gold

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

Louis Armstrong.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Robert Schumann

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

Don Pasquale

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Baby Brunhilde

Mark Twain

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

A singer being criticised

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

The Mother Of Damocles

"You're welcome."

Tosca on the balcony