Fan Of Classics Pillows

'I'm MELTING!!!' - 'Oh knock it off, we're ALL hot!'

"I doth detest these clickbaiteth parchments."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

A man taking a bow

Odette from Swan Lake

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Orchestra conductor

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Caesar salad?'

Alberich steals the gold

Goddess

Louis Armstrong.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

Robert Schumann

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Don Pasquale

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

The Mother Of Damocles

Tosca on the balcony

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Seneca

A singer being criticised

Baby Brunhilde

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"You're welcome."