Lover Of Classics Gifts

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

'Have you gentlemen given any thought to the concept of animal rights?'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Baroque Peacock

Modern Major General

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Frederic Chopin

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Take me to you lieder.'

'Caesar salad?'

Violinist.

Occupational Hazards.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Doctor Bartolo

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Leonore from Fidelio

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder