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"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Cow Kong.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Felix Mendelssohn

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Piano Keyboard

Large print rock'n'roll section

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Goddess

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

Frederic Chopin

Schubert's Unfinished Symphony finally gets some much-needed closure.

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."

Apple falls - ancient Greek envisions right angle.

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

"Another false start for the Western philosophical tradition."

Franz Joseph Haydn

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

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