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Little Bleak House of Mirth of the Prairie

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Felix Mendelssohn

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Piano Keyboard

Henrik Ibsen,

'Caesar salad?'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Goddess

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Gustav Holst

Sergei Taneyev

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

Selfie

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

The furies

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

Alexander Pope

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Michail Glinka

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Islington Angels.

Champagne Polka

Frederic Chopin

Greek goddess

Jean Philippe Rameau

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."

Johann Strauss

Schubert's Unfinished Symphony finally gets some much-needed closure.