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Henrik Ibsen,

Maxim Gorky.

Archimedes statue with a lever

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Caesar salad?'

The Death Of Venus

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Music Student

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Sir Edward Elgar

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Edward Elgar.

Gustav Holst

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Sergei Taneyev

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Moliere

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Tosca on the balcony