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Henrik Ibsen,

Maxim Gorky.

Archimedes statue with a lever

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'Caesar salad?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Death Of Venus

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Music Student

Sir Edward Elgar

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Gustav Holst

Edward Elgar.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Sergei Taneyev

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Moliere

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Tosca on the balcony

The furies

Violin Romance