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'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Yes, I tried tapping on the glass."

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Raymond made every effort to keep out the lower order.

Shakespearean Actor

Tosca on the balcony

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Felix Mendelssohn

Archimedes statue with a lever

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Baroque Peacock

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Piano Keyboard

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Henrik Ibsen,

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'Caesar salad?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Death Of Venus

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Goddess

Music Student

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

Sir Edward Elgar

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Edward Elgar.

Gustav Holst

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