Classics Connoisseur Gifts

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Yes, I tried tapping on the glass."

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Raymond made every effort to keep out the lower order.

Shakespearean Actor

Tosca on the balcony

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Felix Mendelssohn

Archimedes statue with a lever

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Baroque Peacock

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Piano Keyboard

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Henrik Ibsen,

The Death Of Venus

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'Caesar salad?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Goddess

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Sir Edward Elgar

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Music Student

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Gustav Holst

Edward Elgar.