Classical Connoisseurs Gifts

Jean Philippe Rameau

Young Musician Rehearsals in Progress

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

Archimedes statue with a lever

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Baroque Peacock

Modern Major General

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Deflator mouse

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Piano Keyboard

Frederic Chopin

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Antonio Vivaldi

Henrik Ibsen,

'Take me to you lieder.'

The Death Of Venus

'Caesar salad?'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Violinist.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Occupational Hazards.