Classics Admirer Gifts

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'IV!'

Roman Condom Machine

An offended street-sweeper

'Cesar loves to conker.'

Philip Larkin.

"Hi! I'm at the windmill."

Greek goddess

"No, but you've a stranger name than I do, Gunga Din!"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Alderman holding a sign reading 'For three days I have not tasted turtle'

Selfie

Athena

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Felix Mendelssohn

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Deflator mouse

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Piano Keyboard

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'Caesar salad?'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Goddess

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'Now in Capulets'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'