Classics Appreciator Gifts

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Atlas and the Smiley

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Caesar salad?'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Final words on gravestones.

Goddess

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Berta screams out!

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Gustav Holst

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Sergei Taneyev

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

Selfie

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Mark Twain

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Old ladies trying to remove fig leaf from statue.

Tosca on the balcony

Seneca

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

Michail Glinka

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

The furies