Modernist Classic Appreciator Gifts

Nude Descending a Staircase

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Demure lady with gloves

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Berta screams out!

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Biliard Enthusiast

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Sistine murder

Old ladies trying to remove fig leaf from statue.

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

War and Peace GIF

Plastic surgery is a scream.

"I'm on the haywain."

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

Virginia Woolf

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

Ivan Bunin

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

'Bacon? It's more like squashed sausages!'

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

"It's a Citroen Picasso..."

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

People admire a freshly painted wall

Do Not Sneer.

"Dude, why can't I pinch to zoom?"