Modernist Classic Appreciator Mugs

Nude Descending a Staircase

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Demure lady with gloves

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Berta screams out!

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Biliard Enthusiast

War and Peace GIF

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Sistine murder

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Old ladies trying to remove fig leaf from statue.

Virginia Woolf

"I'm on the haywain."

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

Ivan Bunin

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

'Bacon? It's more like squashed sausages!'

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

People admire a freshly painted wall

"Dude, why can't I pinch to zoom?"

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

Magritte character has apples hanging from hat like corks, Australian-style.