Classic Retro Appreciator Gifts

"You're going to have to start marrying people at some point."

Demure lady with gloves

Diner.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'It's an antique!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Snapshots in Time

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

1950's.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"