Oldies Appreciator Gifts

Rock'n Rolodex

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

The Final Selfie

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Snapshots in Time

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Nanki Poo

Peace on Earth

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I'd like to make a return."

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Careful now. It's fragile."

Oldies Band.

"Greatest Band?"

'Hey, we're in style!'

"I don't know who on Facebook told you, but I can assure you Stradivarius didn't make accordions!"

"I can see by the sudden appearance of little dishes of hard candy in every room, Veronica, that we have finally entered our golden years."

Dueling marionettes.

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

John and Yoko

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"