Retro Appreciator Gifts

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

"We better be nice to young people. After all, they donate to our soup kitchen."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

'It's an antique!'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"He's deliciously vintage."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Edison invents the personal stereo

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Snapshots in Time

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."