Vintage Appreciator Gifts

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

'Well, would you look - old-fashioned fly paper! Go get herb - he'll get a good laugh out of this!'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I love these old decorations!"

"How soon will this be a remnant

Ladies by the seaside

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Grandma's caf

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

1930's Lady.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

I love you.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Snapshots in Time

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"