Vintage Story Appreciator Gifts

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

Snapshots in Time

Nanki Poo

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Careful now. It's fragile."

"Long story short, the video of me losing the sheep went viral on ewe-tube...and here I am!"

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

". . . And I tell you that Sir Walter Raleigh used his OWN coat."

'Hey, we're in style!'

At the Old Bikers' Home

Dueling marionettes.

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."

Frank N. Stein: 'Sir, there's a mob here to see you. Should I send them in?'

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

'Actually I was hoping to meet a knight in shining armour!'

Little Bo-Peep searching for her sheep.

John and Dot

ANTIQUES: Buyers and Lookers

One must steel themselves for Brobdingnagian magnification.

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop