Vintage Story Appreciator Prints

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

Snapshots in Time

Nanki Poo

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

"Careful now. It's fragile."

'Hey, we're in style!'

". . . And I tell you that Sir Walter Raleigh used his OWN coat."

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

"Long story short, the video of me losing the sheep went viral on ewe-tube...and here I am!"

At the Old Bikers' Home

Dueling marionettes.

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

"I don't know who on Facebook told you, but I can assure you Stradivarius didn't make accordions!"

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

'Tarzan thought time Tarzan trade in elephant for something smaller.'

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

We just want to be a real boy! Pinocchio. Ikea. Swedish Folktale.

'Actually I was hoping to meet a knight in shining armour!'

Little Bo-Peep searching for her sheep.

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

Frank N. Stein: 'Sir, there's a mob here to see you. Should I send them in?'

John and Dot

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

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