Old-fashioned Story Appreciator Prints

Nanki Poo

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

". . . And I tell you that Sir Walter Raleigh used his OWN coat."

William Tell (alternate)

Eurydice in Elysium

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

'Actually I was hoping to meet a knight in shining armour!'

Babies come from a heart shape.

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

We just want to be a real boy! Pinocchio. Ikea. Swedish Folktale.

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."

"Well thank you very much! You've just woken the baby!"

'I did think the prince might simply recognise the girl - I mean, just how p***ed was he?!'

'..You call that natural justice?'

'Hurry up with the ransom note, we haven't much time.'

Snow White in land of Lilliput

St. Patrick chases snakes from Ireland.

"God I miss the good old days when you could huff and puff anywhere you damn well pleased."

'Give up smoking? Why?'

Three bears watching Porridge on three different size tvs,

Kenneth Grahame

Trilby - 'Et maintenant dors, ma mignonne!'

Can't that dating service ever get it right?