Old-fashioned Story Appreciator T-Shirts

Nanki Poo

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

". . . And I tell you that Sir Walter Raleigh used his OWN coat."

William Tell (alternate)

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

Eurydice in Elysium

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."

Babies come from a heart shape.

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

"Well thank you very much! You've just woken the baby!"

'Actually I was hoping to meet a knight in shining armour!'

'I did think the prince might simply recognise the girl - I mean, just how p***ed was he?!'

Three bears watching Porridge on three different size tvs,

'Give up smoking? Why?'

"God I miss the good old days when you could huff and puff anywhere you damn well pleased."

'..You call that natural justice?'

Snow White in land of Lilliput

Kenneth Grahame

'Hurry up with the ransom note, we haven't much time.'

Trilby - 'Et maintenant dors, ma mignonne!'

Can't that dating service ever get it right?

We've got limited space - you have to unpack your trunks.