Old School Appreciator T-Shirts

'Eh...has anyone got a pencil?'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"What old school? This is my life."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Snapshots in Time

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

The Final Selfie

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Abacus.

Nanki Poo

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Peace on Earth

"I'd like to make a return."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

Old Tortoise

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'Hey, we're in style!'

"I've finally got my head together."

"I've gone for a retro phone."

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'FQ...?'

"I can see by the sudden appearance of little dishes of hard candy in every room, Veronica, that we have finally entered our golden years."

Dueling marionettes.

Workers constructing barcodes

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."