Golden Oldies Appreciator T-Shirts

"I can see by the sudden appearance of little dishes of hard candy in every room, Veronica, that we have finally entered our golden years."

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Diego Velasquez

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Snapshots in Time

The Final Selfie

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

Mick Jagger at 95.

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

Oldies Band.

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

'Hey, we're in style!'

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

Dueling marionettes.

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

"I gotta stop, Ralph. . . one of my balls fell off!"

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

'Me and your Grandad have been married for sixty years. But he still whispers sweet nothings into my hearing aid.'

"Yes, it's a golden age-or would be, if we weren't all swarming with lice."

"I was into revolutions. That's one of my 45s and here's a 33 and a 1/3."

"We better be nice to young people. After all, they donate to our soup kitchen."

'Eh...has anyone got a pencil?'

"I'm liver spot spice."

Rock'n Rolodex