Golden Oldies Appreciator Pillows

"I can see by the sudden appearance of little dishes of hard candy in every room, Veronica, that we have finally entered our golden years."

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Diego Velasquez

The Final Selfie

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

Snapshots in Time

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Mick Jagger at 95.

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Old man imagines his younger self dancing with a cane.

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

'Hey, we're in style!'

Oldies Band.

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

Dueling marionettes.

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

"I gotta stop, Ralph. . . one of my balls fell off!"

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

Noah's AARP.

You're listening to K-OLD the golden oldies station. Back in a few … Oldies? You listen to oldies? Of course. Sinatra! Neil Diamond! Metallica. Vanilla Ice. The world is dead to me. Neil who?

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

Clark Gable

'Me and your Grandad have been married for sixty years. But he still whispers sweet nothings into my hearing aid.'

"Yes, it's a golden age-or would be, if we weren't all swarming with lice."

"I was into revolutions. That's one of my 45s and here's a 33 and a 1/3."

"I'm liver spot spice."

"We better be nice to young people. After all, they donate to our soup kitchen."