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'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Swing dancers.

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"He's So Your Type."

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

A 60's pop group

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Social Struggles

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Ikea for Hippies

Telephone Box

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Antiques

Trilby - 'Let me go, Taffy...'

Amy Winehouse (caricature)

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."