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'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

"This next one's another oldie."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Swing dancers.

The Old Time Television Channel

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"He's So Your Type."

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Social Struggles

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

A 60's pop group

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

Ella Fitzgerald

Ikea for Hippies

Telephone Box

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Antiques

Amy Winehouse (caricature)

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Trilby - 'Let me go, Taffy...'

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."