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Jack and the Beanie stock.

Audio Books

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

Nanki Poo

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

"It's post-gingerbread."

Meet the pop-up author.

Proceedings of the club

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

"No, I want a story I already know all the words to."

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'Gramma, can you help with my homework?'

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

"Good lord, we found the queen!"

"The bunny, …. May we assume that's you?"

"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."

"My Dad has a way of making a long story even longer."

Happy Birthday Headless Horseman.

"Baldo, come here! This is Benito, my barber! Let him tell you a story."

"Pretend you're interested in granddad's old stories and stop calling them reruns."

'... And who's been sleeping in our bed?!'

"When I was your age my grandfather had it so bad he didn't need to remind me of how bad things were back then

'It's a shaggy dog storey.'

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

"I think it's a bit late in the evening, Harold, to tell them about your watershed experience."

Stories for an educated child.