Story Appreciator T-Shirts

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Audio Books

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Nanki Poo

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

Meet the pop-up author.

"It's post-gingerbread."

Proceedings of the club

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

"No, I want a story I already know all the words to."

'Gramma, can you help with my homework?'

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

"The bunny, …. May we assume that's you?"

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."

"My Dad has a way of making a long story even longer."

"Pretend you're interested in granddad's old stories and stop calling them reruns."

"When I was your age my grandfather had it so bad he didn't need to remind me of how bad things were back then

"Baldo, come here! This is Benito, my barber! Let him tell you a story."

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

'... And who's been sleeping in our bed?!'

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

Stories for an educated child.

"I think it's a bit late in the evening, Harold, to tell them about your watershed experience."