Vintage Story Lover Gifts

The consultation

Frank N. Stein: 'Sir, there's a mob here to see you. Should I send them in?'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Opening the Barrel

Swells - Men's Fashion

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

William Tell

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

Grandfather Clock

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'