Retro Story Lover Gifts

'Wh...what? House of straw? House of sticks? But that was so long ago!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Colonial Larrysburg.

1930's Lady.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Groovy Baby

William Tell

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

Young Elvis

Old Book Smell

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'I miss the great depression.'

"The record player is skipping again."