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'Wh...what? House of straw? House of sticks? But that was so long ago!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Fossil record player.

1930's Lady.

Colonial Larrysburg.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Groovy Baby

William Tell

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton