Retro Romance Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Whoa! Do I look that Viking-y?"

"I remember when young men met girls in person!"

"I remember the days when you used to pull my hair like that!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

I only have eyes for you

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Happy Valentine's Day.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Funnel of Love

Fossil record player.

Funnel of Love

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Love

Dialogue about the relationship.

Champagne Bubble

Love Birds love snuggles

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Words of Love

The Tunnel Of Love

Mating rituals

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

You're my Venus

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

A young couple in love.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

1930's Lady.