Retro Romance Fan T-Shirts

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Fossil record player.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Groovy Baby

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Young Elvis

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."