Retro Relationship Fan T-Shirts

'I think it was better back in the days when you could be befriended, but not defriended.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Fossil record player.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

Colonial Larrysburg.

Drive in movies.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Groovy Baby

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Young Elvis

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Old Book Smell

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."