Retro Relationship Fan Prints

'I think it was better back in the days when you could be befriended, but not defriended.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

Fossil record player.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

Drive in movies.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Colonial Larrysburg.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Groovy Baby

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'