Retro Lifestyle Fan Prints

Bed Bath & Younder

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Punk Reindeer

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

1930's Lady.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Drive in movies.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Biliard Enthusiast

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Robin Hood Flies.

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.