Vintage Lifestyle Fans Prints

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Moulin Rouge Security

The Dandy

The Lost Tribe

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

Masked Ball

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Victorian Secret

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

"Pistols at dawn?"

Illustration for 'Wives and Daughters', scene 3.

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

"This just in! A fifteen-man nineteen-forties swing-era-style big band was discovered intact today in Brno, Czechoslovakia."

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"And thanks again, Greg. It was divine."

Things of the past...

'Morgan and I are getting back to basics.'

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

The Beard Movement

'Hunting and gathering! I like that you can multitask.'

'He's a little old fashion, but it's his love for red meat that bothers me.'