Vintage Lifestyle Fans Mugs

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Moulin Rouge Security

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

The Dandy

The Lost Tribe

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

Victorian Secret

Masked Ball

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

"Pistols at dawn?"

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

Illustration for 'Wives and Daughters', scene 3.

This is how we used to dry clothes. Cool! Solar power in action. It's, like, totally free energy! That�s right � Women's labor is, like, totally free. Did we just switch topics?

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Fed up in Flint," you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I bought a dirt-cheap house in Flint, hoping to rent it out. I had it renovated, and then the day before our open-house, someone broke in and stole all our plumbing. So what?! In my day, nobody had plumbing! We did our business in a ditch down by the river and we were glad about it! List it as "vintage Americana" and quit yer complainin'! But they took the roof, too. In my day, a roof

"This just in! A fifteen-man nineteen-forties swing-era-style big band was discovered intact today in Brno, Czechoslovakia."

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

Back to School '95

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

Purple dress

Things of the past...

"And thanks again, Greg. It was divine."

'He's a little old fashion, but it's his love for red meat that bothers me.'

'Hunting and gathering! I like that you can multitask.'

The Beard Movement