Retro Fitness Fan Prints

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Old rocker.

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Exercise Bars

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

Reasonableman

Sisyphus during Covid

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."