Retro Fitness Fan Gifts

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Old rocker.

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Sisyphus during Covid

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Exercise Bars

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Reasonableman

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...