Retro Fitness Enthusiast Gifts

'That's an ancestor of mine with her cool aerobics machine that also churned butter!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Diner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"And this is our media room."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

The rock caricature

Running

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Brad Pitt

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Dog stretching before a walk.