Retro Fitness Enthusiast Pillows

'That's an ancestor of mine with her cool aerobics machine that also churned butter!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Diner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"And this is our media room."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Running

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Early Colour TV

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Dog stretching before a walk.