Retro Recreationist Pillows

"Dad, couldn't we just play this on my gaming console? We're getting all sweaty out here!"

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

You had me at vintage.

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'It's an antique!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

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