Retro Nostalgia Seeker Pillows

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

He wanted a different one.

Edison invents the personal stereo

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'