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Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

He wanted a different one.

Edison invents the personal stereo

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'