Retro Nostalgia Seeker Gifts

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Computer Class.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'It's an antique!'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

1950's.

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"