Retro Nostalgist Gifts

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

Lennon and McCartney.

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"This next one's another oldie."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'It's an antique!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Edison invents the personal stereo

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

1950's.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Social Media

Disco Dancing

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.