Old-school Nostalgist Gifts

Do you remember when all we had to do was go to the filing cabinet and take out the file?

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Peace on Earth

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"I'd like to make a return."

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

Church in the year 2035.

"We've known each other for a while now, so I feel it's the right time to ask – are you a psychological manifestation of my nostalgic longing of a romanticised past?"

Life before fitness trackers.

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

You've got mail...

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

Private Phone Calls

Eighties Throwback.

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

"When I was your age we didn't play video games or take photos or locate things - we just did one thing and we took our sweet time doing it."

"These days, I suppose it doesn't matter whether you've read Thomas Mann or not."

"We were a once proud nation of shopkeepers!"

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'